Monday, December 7, 2009

Gods speed

I am just saying a prayer for all the service men and women that are out there in harms way doing a tough job. Its a tough time of year to be in places called Qandahar or Tikrit. Thank you for your service


Friday, November 27, 2009

Wow I ate to much....

There was the Turkey and rolls and stuffing and PIE, and I put a Ham in the Smoker....WOW

So I found this the Other day....there were folk out there that Knew the Democrats had problems a long time ago.

this is the Head stone of Nathan Grigsby
Awarrior ,a farmer, and a friend of Abe Lincoln

Friday, November 6, 2009

My prayers go out to the Warriors and Civilians Who were
Murdered at Fort Hood on Thursday....I hope the Bastard
that perpetrated this incident hangs....hangs high.
And Prayers out to the wounded for a speedy recovery

Go check out this Vid
it rocks

Sunday, October 4, 2009

I hate this

I am Hating life right now.....................BAD

I have Shingles and they are not the Cedar ones


Monday, September 21, 2009


Joel Patrick Courtney I hope you get a shiv shoved into you and snapped off.....I know the family just wanted closure, and I know that I should be a Better Christian but I would not shed a tear for this evil person having to die a painful death.This has been one of those things that is always at the back of your mind.....Why.....I just cant wrap my head around this, I'm off to bed to pray......for what I'm not sure, maybe to be a better sheep dog.


Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Hello from the Mountains

We took off over the weekend and went up into the Cascades found a neat camp site and just did nothing.....except drank a little beer and a little hiking and the girls fished and there was camp fire pizza. life was good this is the Boss and me at Koosah falls
Koosah is Chinook Jargon for Sky

Friday, September 11, 2009

things I think about

I do a good job of being light hearted and witty,
but there is one thing that keeps me warm at night
and that is a very Sound hatred for Wolves, The two
legged type. Someone who would cause harm to
my flock, would I step up and stand between the flock
and the pack? ....Hell yes. I am a mutt, but still a sheep dog

Before I pass on to better pastures......take the long dirt nap.
I hope to make a pilgrimage from the West coast to the East coast
and visit

FDNY Engine Company
10 - 124 Liberty Street, Manhattan,
New York City

these boys were fire dogs. Sheep dogs in Nomex

Rest in Peace Brothers

Wednesday, September 9, 2009


sounds like a Beatles song off of the white album
09-09-09 at 09:09

Monday, August 31, 2009

I decided to rip on PETA


EDIT....Exception, Hammer is excluded from this statement...I don't want him to travel up here and murder me LOL





Sunday, August 30, 2009

Hey ya'll

Well what has been going on....Thursday night we were up all night will sick Canines....yes plural, DO NOT USE SARGENT'S FLEA DROPS. the first clue is it says if you get any on you to wash immediately????? WTF. I have learned that Diatomaceous earth sprinkled on your dog and rubbed into the fur will kill the bastard fleas without causing kidney failure and Cancer to your beloved family members. Friday night Our county sent five engines out on a state conflagration (big fire burning down multiple homes$$$$$$). I get home at about 1:00 am and the pager 'Splodes, the neighboring city has a working apartment complex fire and its go time for us we were behind the curve and I drove in frome my house to main staion and made 1st engine out. There were three engine mount deck guns running, one elevated master stream off of a tower and multiple handlines/ 6 agencys total. I was tired. Went out lastnight to the esablisment that child #1 works and had a steak and worked on a little hop therapy. Today, Sunday I am just being a lump(something I excel at)

yall stay Frosty



Tuesday, August 25, 2009


So in the middle of the throws of Passion my 23 year old walks in on us  oops. I didn't lock the door My Bad, my comment was Nock next time. Her comment was"you know it sad when my I realize my parents are getting more than ME!"  LMAO.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009


Ok I am not the sharpest tool in the shed but when I do myself harm...I LEARN
case in point, driving home today from the firehouse where I had been talking to the
Chief I get a little hungry....I know that there is a "Jack link Kippered beef snack" in
my man purse, But I don't take the time to see the EXP. date....which is almost a year ago

I have puked so hard my entrails are now my out trails. my guts hurt from wreching and
then there was the dry heaves.

So as a public sevice notice read the Exp. date on food folks

Sunday, August 9, 2009


I just am having a huge dry spell.

I am vapor locked

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Road rally madness

I just love Rush, that said this is crazy

The guys that drive these cars must have tricked out
wheelbarrows to haul there gigantic balls around with.





Thursday, July 23, 2009

Yalla Yalla means hurry hurry


found this while laying around and suffering

Jesus Christ it's hot out here
But i'm the lucky mother tip of the spear
Give me water and cannon fodder
Get me outta this stinking CHU

I been thru Basra
Fucked up Falluja
Sadr city Mosul

There weren't no chocolates
No pretty flowers
Just kill them all or we die

ya la la yalla yalla
ya la la yalla yalla
ya la la yalla yalla
ya la la yalla yalla

At bombaconda the hajis missed me
Send them on their way to paradise
Whiskey tango foxtrot gunners
Too many pogues in the way

No r and r in Kuwait city
Abu Dhabi Dubai
I want my boots on
My battle rattle
When it's my time to die.
Ya la la
ya la la yalla yalla
Ya la la
ya la la yalla yalla

I had a girl her name was Gwendolyn Wanda
She rocked my world she loved my anaconda
I had a girl her name was Alda Salas
We never stopped, she'd holler yalla yalla
I had a girl Nantucket Massachusetts
She had a lisp, but man her ass was perfect

I had a girl her name was Alda Salas
I couldn't stop she'd holler yalla yalla
I had a girl, she volunteered for PETA
She liked my gun, all fifty millimeters

I liked a girl she liked to live with danger
She liked it best when it was with a stranger
I had a girl her name was Gwendolyn Wanda
She rocked my world she loved my anaconda

I had a girl Nantucket Massachusetts
She had a lisp, but man her ass was perfect

Wednesday, July 22, 2009


I gots da flu Be back later

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I am gonna get my ass in a ringer for this one

Fireman Mouth
Hiring a copywriter not sufficiently fluent in English

Its hard to make up shit like this

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Vacation and other important stuff

last week my lil Sis came down from MT and I took a week off
we went to the coast and farted around, my nephew is off to
camp Pendleton and a 8 year obligation to the department of the
Navy as a Marine, OohRah Cameron J. Boot will be over in 13 weeks

Monday, June 29, 2009

Did I just here something Rattle?


Lets see where am I, We got the hay in for the year....with some to sell.
I took my Captain and good friend to the airport shuttle, she is off for
a year to Iraq to work as a private contractor to work Hazmat. I went
to an amazing MVA yesterday, motorcycle vs pickup, pickup blows stop sign
and stalls in intersection and bike hits box of truck at about 60 mph, flips
trough the air and hits powerpole guy wire and lands in pasture....rider
bailed just before impact and only had mild shock and road rash
Broken Ducati ..... but no bones.

Monday, June 22, 2009


Well Fathers day was GREAT and like playing fish
"GOT WHAT I WANTED" I dropped the hint-a-roo
to my Niece and TADA Magpul P-Mags. for the
black evil gun appeared, now you ask whats a p-mag.
Well its the best thing short of well..... I am not going there.
But they are Damn fine. The feed like Butter and they are
darned sexy also. I will go out on a limb here and say
If you shoot the black evil gun, get the P-mag goodness
you wont be sorry

Friday, June 19, 2009

the car

So my Lil girl (23) said Daddy I'm getting a car....Ok she has a good stable job, I say what something like a Honda or a Toyota.....No....a 1965 Plymouth Fury 3 two door, it needs a little
work here and there but the Damn thing is really strait. She calls it "Brutus"
I have Muscle car envy........LMAO
nice ride

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hey its hay

Just a short note I have not died or become a liberal...its hay season and I am up to my butt in farming.....I have managed to reload a little ammo though :)

Sunday, June 7, 2009


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Saturday, June 6, 2009

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Friday, June 5, 2009

Justice severed (we hope)

In October, 2006 the Esperanza Fire (arson Caused) burned 40200

acres and killed 5 firefighters. Today the Riverside County California

Superior court final called for and got the Death penalty for

Raymond Lee Oyler for starting the fire.


R.I.P. Brothers


Captain, Mark Loutzenhiser

Fire Engine Operator, Jess "Gus" Mclean

Asst. Fire Engine Operator, Jason McKay

Firefighter, Danny Najera  

Firefighter, Pablo Cerda


We will see if they have the stones to see it through



Wednesday, May 13, 2009

But I digress

So let me start out with, where the hell is all the ammo
gone. Dear Lord O Mercy there is no ammo to be had.
next is I had a little blood work done........Vitamin D
normal human is between 30 and 100. Mine was 7.
Cause ....possible gluten intolerance....Farg, I love bread.
I finished my fire department physical fitness test last night
out of a 22 Min course I did it in 12 Min. but my BP went
through the roof 258/90 I have to go talk to my Saw Bones
and get a anti hypertensive before I blow a gasket.

Shit I hate getting old


Thursday, May 7, 2009

Cal Fire

I am thinking happy thoughts for the crews
fighting the fire down in Santa Barbara.
Stay safe, and keep a foot in the black.


Monday, May 4, 2009


Well I have two weeks until our annual fire dept physical agility test
I just want to get through this one alive (read no myocardial infarction)
the fyreman is out of shape. I usually get through it in 9-10 minuets but
we are allowed 15 min total and this year I might take all of them.

p.s. this test is done in full turnouts and on s.c.b.a. air

Friday, May 1, 2009

Happy anniversery to Mrs Fyreman

Dear lady thank you for putting up with my grouchy ass for 27 year.
I love you very much
P.S. hey folks that's not me in the picture with my wife.
although he can be a surly ass.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Thursday, April 23, 2009

My words for the week

can you say


Developed by Monsanto in the 70's it was called Roundup
it kills Plants dead. I pay $88.00 for 2.5 gallons of generic
instead of the $125.00 for brand name

2,4-Dichlorophenoxyacetic acid
Also called 2 4-D its a broad leaf herbicide (Dandelions)
I can spray it on my hay field and the non grass weeds disappear

so that's what my week....besides my 9-5 job

I killed weeds on Earth day



Thursday, April 16, 2009

My line for today


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Monday, April 6, 2009

The Oak


Around Our area we have several Scourges

  1. Himalayan blackberry
  2. English Ivy
  3. Scotch Broom
  4. and Poison Oak


the first three make you cuss and sweat, but the last one will leave its

revenge on you. My Daughters Boyfriend (  we will call him L ) got

the Oak or wood herpes as he calls it.

If you never have had it count your blessings, if you have ever had it

you know what I'm talking here. Not pleasant, There are a few things

you can do to ward of the evil of the Oak, our friends just down the road

at Tec Labs make a substance I swear by (not at) Called "Tecnu".

Getting the oil off of your skin without getting it into your system is

a pain in the Buttocks, and this stuff works well, we even wash our

woodland fire gear in it.

My Father-in-law said the Local blacktail deer ate loads of the Oak

and never suffered from it and that if you ate the deer you would

become immune to the stuff. It's a homeopathic sort of thing but I

think he was right. Also my Daughter brought home Honey that

is made from Poison-oak blossoms…..and its good, once again

homeopathic principles at work.


Have a stomping good week



Sunday, April 5, 2009

In the garden and stuff

We cleaned in the garden space this weekend.
It tends to get messy over the winter. I don't
know why but there are weeds to pull and spray
there are rodents and varmints to kill and the
compost has been neglected all winter.
We planted vegetable starts and cursed the blackberries.
and enjoyed a 70 degree day, Oh was it wonderful,
I am getting ready to re manufacture a hole bunch of
8mm Mauser ammo. and I believe I will buy some
copper gas checks and cast up a couple hundred bullets,
I have been polishing brass and sorting it,
(it keeps me out of trouble)
last night a motorcycle sped by the house at well
over 100 mph and not long after that there was a
sheriffs cruiser code 3, then another, and another
with two more sitting in our driveway and watching the road
(silly little meth boy you cant outrun Motorola). LMAO
I went out and told the Deputies They rocked
and to beat the little bastard for me also.

You all have a good week and hug and kiss your family.


Thursday, March 26, 2009

Combat bunnies

I want a team like this. they are some bad ass
little critters, the name of the video is a little strange
but this is crazy. the artist has watched C.Q.C.
(close quarter combat) somewhere. the one little guy
transfers from primary to secondary weapon like
a S.F. warrior.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Important women's health issue

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 Attraction to
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Holy Cow

AIG / 165 mil. in bonuses out of our pockets
Shame on you Barry

Monday, March 16, 2009


Tonight we are making Quaker oatmeal cookies with a twist
instead of raisins we use crasins (cranberries) and I soak them in rum and brandy and nuke them and stir them up until they plump with the hooch, MMMMMMMMMMMMM

1 cup of crasins with a third of a cup of good spirits..and if you are real brave smell the vapor as you pull them out of the microwave....go ahead I DARE YOU
then just use the recipe on the underside of the Oats lid.....WOW

Thursday, March 12, 2009

thank you Lord

I had a huge weight lifted from me oldest , I love him don't get me wrong but that boy can give me the gray hair. He has the uncanny ability to pick women like he would pick his nose.
they are just doozers. The last one, he had enuff of and said he was done, and it ended up with her pressing assault charges on him....long story....damn near horror story, the District Attorney was going to press Felony assault charges on him with out even reviewing the case...Nada, no, zip, not at all. He came into court (DA) and Spouted off in front of the Judge and the judge yanked the case from him and gave it to the Assistant DA who went through the records very closely and said there was no way in hell he would even bring the stupidity to trial. Son Cleared

Thank you Heavenly Father!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

USA Admiral

Note to USA Admiral ...I tried to post a comment over at your site but I couldn't??????
anyway good luck on jury duty Bro

Sunday, February 8, 2009


I have been busy this weekend, the farm is a work in
progress and there is more crap thanyou can shake a
stick at. I have been cleaning 38 spl brass and priming it,
I get the craziest looks when asked"what type of sidearm
do you shoot" and I reply single action autos or double
action revolvers. I am only working Monday through
Wednesday this week I am taking the missus to the coast
for her B-day for the weekend. I had to chuckle today
the headline reads "Obama bickers with GOP".........Bickers,
I thought the Clown Price was above bickering with lowly
LMAO. You all have a great week, stay in school,
and dont do drugs...Mkay?

Monday, February 2, 2009

Twas My Birfday

I got some splendid loot
a big Ol firefighter book from my niece Evelynne (it said to my favorite PUNCLE, that's a cross between a Papa and an Uncle).
A Guppie Multi Tool from my son ( I am a gear Ho )
and a portable greenhouse...I am so ready to start gardening
and Swedish fish and Cheese cake
yep I did OK

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Well where was I?

SO how is everyone doing, I have taken a small sabbatical from the blog-O-sphere.
I have new reading glasses that are the BOMB(Titanium is GOOD). It has been cold in the Mornings but we have had Beautiful days, big blue skies.So I am thinking we are going to see something worse than the Carter years and the Clinton years all wrapped into one with this new administration that will blow our socks off, yup. watch out for the distribution of wealth.......So I think I want a Tattoo.......HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA no really
this is what I am working on. kind of a heritage/clan thing, I guess its the celt in me