Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Kipling

This is something the Democrats subscribe to.

I love this Poem

TOMMY

by Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here.
"The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away";
But it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins", when the band begins to play,
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins", when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, wait outside";
But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide,
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?
"But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, fall be'ind",
But it's "Please to walk in front, sir", when there's trouble in the wind,
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's "Please to walk in front, sir", when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!
"But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool -- you bet that Tommy sees!

Monday, April 28, 2008

the Coast

the girls went to O.S.W.A. Oregon Small Woodland Association . it was a timber conference and here are some pictures that they took.

this Field had 75 Elk in it the day before, they were discussing animal habitat.


Wild bleeding Heart

the Girls at Sugar Falls near Mapleton OR.

This is a variety of thimble berry I had never seen before and it is beautiful

(EDIT)
I had to do an edit cause Hammer pointed out that my abbreviation for Association
was anatomical. LOL

Chemistry

Men & Women Of Chemistry
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands

Hey Im still here.....Really

This was a good weekend. Saturday I taught a class at the Fire hall and it went very smooth, and the girls got back from there timber conference. It was just a pleasant weekend. I even lit a burn pile and drank a beer and grilled pork, chicken amd Brats. MMMMMM Beeeeeer

Pictures of the coast and class to follow

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

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having a dry spell, sorry folks

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Good post

I want you all to go over to KVEGAS911 and read thisPost I love it

I am having chest pain brought on by panic attacks...it sucks

I has Angina and it aint even cute...lol

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

New Meds?


Ill take that in a I.V. drip Please

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Nextel commercial

Need I say more

video

this cracked me up

The Oregon Coast

The girls took off to the coast Friday and went beach combing for fossils and agates
and they did real well. My Daughter found the biggest blond agate I have ever seen.


end they found some great clam fossils



Mrs Fyreman loves to fossil hunt...she wants to go into eastern Oregon and find Dinosaur parts
and here is a shot of the coast north of Newport OR its just south of the area called the Devils Punch bowl.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

A dark side

I'm getting old...It happens. Oh well, but more often than not I find my dark side rising and I have to laugh at myself and say to myself "self, your to old and fat for this" But one of my guilty loves is Rammstein, those Germans can almost make me wanna commit crime, No doubt. Anyhow
Where was I going here Oh yea I has watching the Trailer for the New Hellboy movie and they where playing this song on the trailer and it is so cool....well I think it was cool.



Mein Herz Brennt (My heart burns)

Now, dear children, pay attention
I am the voice from the pillow
I have brought you something
I ripped it from my chest

With this heart I have the power
To blackmail the eyelids
I sing until the day awakes
A bright light on the heavens
My heart burns

They come to you in the night
Demons, ghosts, black fairies
They creep out of the cellar shaft
And will look under your bedding

Now, dear children, pay attention
I am the voice from the pillow
I have brought you something
A bright light on the heavens
My heart burns

They come to you in the night
And steal your small hot tears
They wait until the moon awakes
And put them in my cold veins

Now, dear children, pay attention
I am the voice from the pillow
I sing until the day awakes
A bright light on the heavens
My heart burns

Friday, April 4, 2008

She's F*cking Obama

If any Of you have seen The Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Shtick on "I'm fucking Matt Damon/Ben Affleck" it is a riot. Anyway I found this on Youtube and it way to funny

video

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Dinner

I'm making FRENCH Dip Sammiches for dinner

Cuz I like Em.

and some White Zin.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Hello?

I hope I didnt scare ya all off

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

RANT-O-MATIC

I don't care if you come on my blog and tell me your ass is sore or the kids are driving you nuts or any of a million problems that can happen to you, the people that post here I consider friends.
BUT when you want to come on to my Blog and SPAM MY ANGRY ASS YOU CAN GO AND FUCK YOURSELF IN THE NECK WITH A RUSTY PITCH FORK.
So Mr or Mrs. Limp dick whoever you are, stay the FUCK off of my blog. It might not be much but Buckaroo Its mine.

And to all my blog friends your still invited to bitch and moan here

RANT OFF

Ain't I Grand

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Grand Duke Fyremandoug the Reticent of Melbury Bumpton
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

And they always said I'd be a no account bum