Friday, March 20, 2009

Important women's health issue

Important women's health issue Do you have feelings of inadequacy? 
Do you suffer from shyness? 
Do you
 sometimes wish you were more assertive? 

If you answered yes to any of these questions,
 ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. 
 
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
 more confident about yourself and your actions. 
 
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
 world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. 
 
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
 that prevent
 you from living the life you want to live. 
 
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past.   You will discover many talents you never knew you had.
   
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.  Margaritas may not be right for everyone.  

 Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.  
 

     However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. 

 Side effects may include: 
     
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration Erotic lustfulness 
 Loss of motor control 
 
Loss of clothing 
 Loss of  money 
 Loss of  virginity 
 Attraction to
 
the same sex 
 Table dancing 
 Headache
 Dehydration 
 Dry mouth 
A desire to sing Karaoke 
   
 
 
 WARNING: 
  The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
   
you are not. 
   
WARNING: 
  The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. 
 
WARNING: 
 
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. 
 
WARNING: 
 The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you
   can logically converse with
  members of the opposite sex without spitting.


4 comments:

Hammer said...

The best thing about a margarita is that after a certain number she is too drunk to order it coherently.

Hey Bar guy... gimme (hic)gimme one uh dose magsranis err margerines err oh fuck it gimme a beer.

kvegas911 said...

And to think all of this time I have been wasting $$ on doctors and prescriptions! LMAO!

USA_Admiral said...

I have watched the margarita effect many times. It never gets old.

The British Bird. said...

They are not called Panty Melters for nothing..

oops, did I say that?
LOL!