Thursday, March 26, 2009

Combat bunnies

I want a team like this. they are some bad ass
little critters, the name of the video is a little strange
but this is crazy. the artist has watched C.Q.C.
(close quarter combat) somewhere. the one little guy
transfers from primary to secondary weapon like
a S.F. warrior.


video

Friday, March 20, 2009

Important women's health issue

Important women's health issue Do you have feelings of inadequacy? 
Do you suffer from shyness? 
Do you
 sometimes wish you were more assertive? 

If you answered yes to any of these questions,
 ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. 
 
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
 more confident about yourself and your actions. 
 
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
 world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. 
 
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles
 that prevent
 you from living the life you want to live. 
 
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past.   You will discover many talents you never knew you had.
   
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.  Margaritas may not be right for everyone.  

 Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.  
 

     However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. 

 Side effects may include: 
     
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration Erotic lustfulness 
 Loss of motor control 
 
Loss of clothing 
 Loss of  money 
 Loss of  virginity 
 Attraction to
 
the same sex 
 Table dancing 
 Headache
 Dehydration 
 Dry mouth 
A desire to sing Karaoke 
   
 
 
 WARNING: 
  The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
   
you are not. 
   
WARNING: 
  The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. 
 
WARNING: 
 
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. 
 
WARNING: 
 The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you
   can logically converse with
  members of the opposite sex without spitting.


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Holy Cow

AIG / 165 mil. in bonuses out of our pockets
 
Shame on you Barry

Monday, March 16, 2009

Food

Tonight we are making Quaker oatmeal cookies with a twist
instead of raisins we use crasins (cranberries) and I soak them in rum and brandy and nuke them and stir them up until they plump with the hooch, MMMMMMMMMMMMM

1 cup of crasins with a third of a cup of good spirits..and if you are real brave smell the vapor as you pull them out of the microwave....go ahead I DARE YOU
then just use the recipe on the underside of the Oats lid.....WOW

Thursday, March 12, 2009

thank you Lord

I had a huge weight lifted from me today....my oldest , I love him don't get me wrong but that boy can give me the gray hair. He has the uncanny ability to pick women like he would pick his nose.
they are just doozers. The last one, he had enuff of and said he was done, and it ended up with her pressing assault charges on him....long story....damn near horror story, the District Attorney was going to press Felony assault charges on him with out even reviewing the case...Nada, no, zip, not at all. He came into court (DA) and Spouted off in front of the Judge and the judge yanked the case from him and gave it to the Assistant DA who went through the records very closely and said there was no way in hell he would even bring the stupidity to trial. Son Cleared

Wow
Thank you Heavenly Father!