Monday, August 31, 2009

I decided to rip on PETA

GOOD GIRL

THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN
EDIT....Exception, Hammer is excluded from this statement...I don't want him to travel up here and murder me LOL

THE FORCE IS STRONG HERE

PETA RABBIT

DAMN STRAIGHT


DO LOVE THE MASHED TATERS WITH VENISON



Sunday, August 30, 2009

Hey ya'll

Well what has been going on....Thursday night we were up all night will sick Canines....yes plural, DO NOT USE SARGENT'S FLEA DROPS. the first clue is it says if you get any on you to wash immediately????? WTF. I have learned that Diatomaceous earth sprinkled on your dog and rubbed into the fur will kill the bastard fleas without causing kidney failure and Cancer to your beloved family members. Friday night Our county sent five engines out on a state conflagration (big fire burning down multiple homes$$$$$$). I get home at about 1:00 am and the pager 'Splodes, the neighboring city has a working apartment complex fire and its go time for us we were behind the curve and I drove in frome my house to main staion and made 1st engine out. There were three engine mount deck guns running, one elevated master stream off of a tower and multiple handlines/ 6 agencys total. I was tired. Went out lastnight to the esablisment that child #1 works and had a steak and worked on a little hop therapy. Today, Sunday I am just being a lump(something I excel at)

yall stay Frosty

peace

Fd.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

OOPS

So in the middle of the throws of Passion my 23 year old walks in on us  oops. I didn't lock the door My Bad, my comment was Nock next time. Her comment was"you know it sad when my I realize my parents are getting more than ME!"  LMAO.


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

GACK

Ok I am not the sharpest tool in the shed but when I do myself harm...I LEARN
case in point, driving home today from the firehouse where I had been talking to the
Chief I get a little hungry....I know that there is a "Jack link Kippered beef snack" in
my man purse, But I don't take the time to see the EXP. date....which is almost a year ago
FOOD "MUTHA LOVING" POISONING SUCKS.

I have puked so hard my entrails are now my out trails. my guts hurt from wreching and
then there was the dry heaves.

So as a public sevice notice read the Exp. date on food folks

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Duh

I just am having a huge dry spell.

I am vapor locked