Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Road rally madness

I just love Rush, that said this is crazy

video

The guys that drive these cars must have tricked out
wheelbarrows to haul there gigantic balls around with.

Ho

Lee

Schidt

peace
Fd

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Yalla Yalla means hurry hurry

Kinda.

found this while laying around and suffering

video

Jesus Christ it's hot out here
But i'm the lucky mother tip of the spear
Give me water and cannon fodder
Get me outta this stinking CHU

I been thru Basra
Fucked up Falluja
Sadr city Mosul

There weren't no chocolates
No pretty flowers
Just kill them all or we die

ya la la yalla yalla
ya la la yalla yalla
ya la la yalla yalla
ya la la yalla yalla

At bombaconda the hajis missed me
Send them on their way to paradise
Whiskey tango foxtrot gunners
Too many pogues in the way

No r and r in Kuwait city
Abu Dhabi Dubai
I want my boots on
My battle rattle
When it's my time to die.
Ya la la
ya la la yalla yalla
Ya la la
ya la la yalla yalla

I had a girl her name was Gwendolyn Wanda
She rocked my world she loved my anaconda
I had a girl her name was Alda Salas
We never stopped, she'd holler yalla yalla
I had a girl Nantucket Massachusetts
She had a lisp, but man her ass was perfect

I had a girl her name was Alda Salas
I couldn't stop she'd holler yalla yalla
I had a girl, she volunteered for PETA
She liked my gun, all fifty millimeters

I liked a girl she liked to live with danger
She liked it best when it was with a stranger
I had a girl her name was Gwendolyn Wanda
She rocked my world she loved my anaconda

I had a girl Nantucket Massachusetts
She had a lisp, but man her ass was perfect

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

ARG

I gots da flu Be back later

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I am gonna get my ass in a ringer for this one

Fireman Mouth
Hiring a copywriter not sufficiently fluent in English



Its hard to make up shit like this
LMAO

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Vacation and other important stuff

last week my lil Sis came down from MT and I took a week off
we went to the coast and farted around, my nephew is off to
camp Pendleton and a 8 year obligation to the department of the
Navy as a Marine, OohRah Cameron J. Boot will be over in 13 weeks