Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Answers to questions I have had wondered about

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don' t have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

6 comments:

SoHoS said...

The last one is brilliant!

Fyremandoug said...

Thank you Ma'am

Aprilwine said...

Goodyear cracked me up. So did the hurricane one.
Thanks for the giggle!

Mark said...

THAT right there is some funny shit!!!

Hammer said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur said...

Yup. Especially the Hurricane.