Thursday, May 10, 2007

Newspaper Ads

Hat tip to my baby sister
thanks Heather

to good to pass up

Real Newspaper Ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall
fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat .. been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST
ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

1 comment:

barista grazioso said...

Those were hysterical! I can't find a favorite one because they're all good. I shouldn't have read them at work yesterday, because I kept busting out laughing.....while my supervisor glared at me. Thanks alot ;)