Hat tip to my baby sister
thanks Heather
to good to pass up
Real Newspaper Ads
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall
fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat .. been out a while.
Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
call Stephanie.
AND THE BEST
ONE:
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,
45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.
Thursday, May 10, 2007
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Those were hysterical! I can't find a favorite one because they're all good. I shouldn't have read them at work yesterday, because I kept busting out laughing.....while my supervisor glared at me. Thanks alot ;)
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