Monday, August 20, 2007

If it wasn't for baby Sis-

I'd have nothing to post

Need A Push
==============
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning
by a a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in
the morning."
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No. I did not. Its three o'clock in the morning and it is
pouring rain outside!"
His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago
when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you
should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and
goes out in to th e pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

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