Monday, February 4, 2008

And I rant on again

This is my law:

The purpose of fighting is to win.
There is no possible victory in defense.
The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either.
The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.

1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.
4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
5. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him, "Why do you carry a 45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a.46."
6. An armed man will kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
7. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" "NO Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle."
8. Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

Comments: I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. To which I said I did. She said, "well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "of course it is loaded, can't work without ammo .." She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No not at all.I am not afraid of the house catching afire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and THEY ARE ALL LOADED."

Parting note: An unloaded gun is just a club

8 comments:

Hammer said...

love those quotes and I agree wholeheartedly.

Epijunky said...

AMEN Brother!!!!

And my family is telling me I'm insane because I'm in the process of getting my CCW... I think they're nuts because they're not.

USA_Admiral said...

Hoo-RAH

Fyremandoug said...

Epi I cant tell you how glad I am to hear that. my Daughter just turned 21 and she is looking to get hers as soon as she can.

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur said...

"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."

Amen, amen, and amen.

Aprilwine said...

Yeah, I have a fridge and yeah it has food in it.
Yeah, I have a bed and yeah I sleep in it.
Yeah, I have a car and yeah it has gas in it.
Yeah, I have a gun and yeah it's loaded.

Geez, here's your sign.

EE said...

I can't wait until I'm 21 so I can carry!

My favorite part:

"A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him, "Why do you carry a 45?". The Ranger responded with, "Because they don't make a.46."

kvegas911 said...

Amen brother! It's like American Express......I don't leave the house without my Glock 33....my hide-able hand cannon!