I found this on Teh interwebs and damn near had a stroke....from laughing

have a great week   peace fd

But I digress

So let me start out with, where the hell is all the ammo
gone. Dear Lord O Mercy there is no ammo to be had.
next is I had a little blood work done........Vitamin D
normal human is between 30 and 100. Mine was 7.
Cause ....possible gluten intolerance....Farg, I love bread.
I finished my fire department physical fitness test last night
out of a 22 Min course I did it in 12 Min. but my BP went
through the roof 258/90 I have to go talk to my Saw Bones
and get a anti hypertensive before I blow a gasket.

Shit I hate getting old

Peace
fd

Pelosi.............

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-interrogate8-2009may08,0,4925805.story Obama wants to prosecute...........let it begin LMAO

Cal Fire

I am thinking happy thoughts for the crews
fighting the fire down in Santa Barbara.
Stay safe, and keep a foot in the black.

fd

Poop

Well I have two weeks until our annual fire dept physical agility test
I just want to get through this one alive (read no myocardial infarction)
the fyreman is out of shape. I usually get through it in 9-10 minuets but
we are allowed 15 min total and this year I might take all of them.

p.s. this test is done in full turnouts and on s.c.b.a. air

Happy anniversery to Mrs Fyreman

Dear lady thank you for putting up with my grouchy ass for 27 year.   I love you very much   Fd   P.S. hey folks that's not me in the picture with my wife. although he can be a surly ass.