Woot 46

Its My Birthday and I wanted Sir Paul to sing happy birthday to me. Saturday we are having a Luau with Kalua pork and California rolls and mac salad and teriaki chicken, I might even get drunk and wear a pair of Coconuts.

Yea

New Potlicker

As Promised

Fyremans Thug

Here he is being "pretty"

I usually don't like the close cropped ears

but both breeds tend to have tender ears.

Here he is trying to mooch gummy worms off

my niece, this shot shows how barrel chested he is

my wife worked on his leash skills all day

and there was marked improvement.

He is going to make a grand addition to

the Fyreman herd

Im gonna Buy me a dog.

We have a new Member in the Family
I will post a picture of his mug when I
get the chance but I now own a 135 lb
Bull Mastiff / Boxer cross

His name is Thug
he is a very cool dog...and I'm gonna use
him to Keep the Meth Neighbors away
(At Bay). HE IS HUGE.

Update Mrs Fyreman and my daughter
just gave him a bath they said there was
no fight at all. But getting him in the tub
and out again was like trying to get
Shamoo back into the ocean after beaching

Nice Day in the Willamette

It was a great day in the Willamette Valley

Mrs Fyreman ,Niece of fyreman and fyremans pooch went on a little foray today

Mrs F. and Molly and Charlie

Niece and Lulu Belle

this is looking west toward the coast range

from up on the top of our west line

then they found this track its from a North American large Mammal
Felis Concolor or Cougar

this is Molly print beside the cat track its a young cat Probably around 100lbs

Ya all have a great weekend

peace out

fyremandoug

Note

I have just asked the wife not to carry her 38 spl anymore

I want her to pack my S&W 44 Mag now

SNOW

Its snowing in the Willamette Valley and its sticking, I have class tonight and I trust my mad driving skills but the Idiots that dont have a clue scare the shit out of me. Meg and Harley went out and played in the stuff she misses it from Montana days but I sure dont. I am going to a wood lot ownes class, I am sure I know 95 % of whats going on. well cool people have a good evening.

Father - Daughter Talk

H/T to Mark "the Bastard" Newman


Father - Daughter Talk

A young woman was about to finish her first year
of college. Like somany others her age, she
considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat,
and among other liberal ideals, was very much in
favor of higher taxes to support more government
programs, in other words, redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather
staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed.
Based on the lectures that she had participated in
and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that
her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish
desire to keep what he thought should be his.One
day she was challenging her father on his opposition
to higher taxes on the rich, and the need for more
government programs. The self-professed objectivity
proclaimed by her professor had to be the truth, and
she indicated so to her father.He responded by asking
how she was doing in school.Taken aback, she answered
rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him
know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she
was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly
studying, which left her no time to go out and party
like other people she knew. She didn't even have time
for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college
friends either because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened, then asked, "How is your friend
Audrey doing?"She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by.
All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and
she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus;
college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the
parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for
classes because she's too hung over."Her father asked
her, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him
to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend
Audrey, who onlyhas a 2.0? That way you will both have
a 3.0 GPA, and certainly that would be a fair and equal
distribution of GPA."The daughter, visibly shocked by
her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That's a
crazy idea! How would that be fair? I've worked really
hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a
lot of hard work. And she's done next to nothing toward
her degree. She played while Iworked my tail off!"
The father slowly smiled and said gently,

"Welcome to the Republican Party."

life is tuff

Well I just got a poop award from my youngest , she called
up and asked me to go feed the cat up at Aunt J's house and
I told her it was her job and she could do it when she got
home and to have a nice evening and see ya all later, then had
a small chuckle.... and sang this

"This goes out to all my homies in bruge" uh uh uh

I will catch hell on this one.

One for the AGENT P. N.S.F.W.- or cranky spouses LMAO

Well I will be dipped...I was out data mining and
found out there is a line of Lady's lingerie that is
named Agent Provocateur, and Kyle Minogue is on
one of there ads......all I can say is WOW, and done
to the Hives, Main Offender...................Im a dog

Yep next thing ya know I'll be whizzing on a Hillary for prez sign

I just might do that anyway...................................... Hmmmmmm

Dog will hunt

Need we say more

Gorillas in the Midst

H/T to Laurel

People I am in a semi rant here because I’m tired
of hearing about Sheeple getting taken down by
Wolves (Bad People) I am a peaceful man but I feel
that being prepared is serious business. Laurel Over
at “Politics Guns and Beer” has a perfect example
of a woman who was tested by life and passed her
exam. Near the end of the clip I was saying
“Center mass, center mass” It made my arms
all goose bumped……shit,

go read and listen and try to be prepared
and tell Laurel hi.

Food

Sherri and Our Forester were out checking on some

timber sales on the ranch the other day and she found

over two lbs of Golden Chantrelles. and we had them for

dinner tonight. They were fantastic, MMMMMM

and the steak and wine was damn good also.

we sauteed the mushrooms and leeks togeather and added

Gruyere Cheese and baked it in a tart shell. the steaks

were dry rubbed and broiled, and the wine was a Umpqua

Valley White Zinfandel.

I blew weight watchers tonight

Little debbie little debbie

I love this song and it just drives my son to a fit, he really hates it.

"Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker
in your special outfit for me Please?"

Truly "Southern Culture on the Skids"

Bumper

I got a new Bumper Snicker (yes I mean Snicker)

for My Urban Assault Vehicle

Mrs Fyreman just Smiled

Update

I got to find this one

The Americans With No Abilities Act

A hat tip to 216


The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA).

Congress isconsidering sweeping legislation which
will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans
With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major
legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans
who lack any real skills or ambition."

Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the
competence anddrive necessary to carve out a meaningful
role for themselves in society,"said California Senator Barbara Boxer.
"We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability
to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers
will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of
workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."

In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosiand
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the
U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing
opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74
percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency
the singlelargest U.S. employer of Persons of Inability.

Private-sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination
against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry
(68%), and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%).
At the state governmentlevel, the Department of Motor Vehicles
also has a great record ofhiring Persons of Inability (63%).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million
"middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding
titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of
purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be
given, toguarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable
employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to
corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of
Inability into middle-management positions, and gives a tax
credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire
one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the AWNA Act contains tough new measures to make
it moredifficult to discriminate against the Nonabled--banning,
for example,discriminatory interview questions such as
"Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?"

"As a Non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people
who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost
her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint,
Michigan, dueto her lack of any discernible job skills.
"This new law should reallyhelp people like me." With the passage of
this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a
light at the end ofthe tunnel.

Said Senator Ted Kennedy: "As a Senator With No Abilities,
I believethe same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought
to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our
duty as lawmakers toprovide each and every American citizen,
regardless of his or her adequacy,with some sort of space to
take up in this great nation."

Maxpidition

I have decided what I want for My birthday.
A Maxpidition Versapack Jumbo you all will
call it a manbag but WTF I dont care it can carry
a lot of Killy things in it
(Killy is a term I picked up from my Son and Daughter)
you know things to cause Death and
Mayhem. So tonight I am going to tell the Chief
that She can get it for me ...and then wait and see....

Oh and that day is 02/01

A Quote

A Quote I found and Like

"It is a wise man who, in quiet times, keeps his knives sharp and ready" - Lao Tzu

In Neutral

Here is where My brain is today....................................................................................